Friday, November 7, 2008

General invite

I would like to extend an invitation to all of the naked old men in the gym's locker room to continue conversation on the treadmills. Generally speaking, the less likely I am to actually see your prostate, the more I will be engaged in your story about said prostate. So, come on. Put on your tighty whitey's and let's never talk in the locker room again.

1 comment:

Christine said...

I'm slightly confused...men were chatting with you while naked? In America? I thought men in America were far too homophobic for that.

So sorry that tarnished your gym experience.