Post No. 213: There's Malice in the Palace
6 months ago
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Perfect Breasts
I’ve heard that Christina Applegate had preventative double mastectomy and is now having reconstructive surgery. If she really wants to have the perfect breasts, I recommend installing a beer tap in one and T.V. remote in the other. No man could resist her.
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i don't think she needs them to be perfect... i think cancer- free is good enough...
The mastectomy took care of the cancer. I'm just trying to have a little fun with reconstructive surgery. I have a prominent nose. If I ever need to reconstruct it, I think I will have a pez dispenser installed. I will be the hit of any kids party.
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