Baby Talk

I thought I should define some language for non-parents in reading some of my posts.



Pee-through - the diaper was overwhelmed with pee. The diaper is completely full and so everything around child is wet.



Pee-around - the diaper was avoided. The diaper is basically dry but the area around child is wet.



Poop-through - See "pee-through" but texture and either brown or green color added



Poop-around - see "pee-around" but texture and either brown or green color added. Leading theory is poop traveled directly up crack between butt cheeks.



and the worst offender - Stealth poop-through - similar to standard poop-through but child looks completely clean and innocent to casual observer. Stealth poop-through only is discovered when parent slides hands beneath child to pick said child up. Usually accompanied by parents